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NFL rosters need to be cut down to 53 by 6pm et today.

I will post any interesting releases or trades in this thread.

Feel free use this space to discuss moves or to rant about who your team did or didn't cut.

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Just lighting assets on fire

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How do you cut a guy with a name like Ulysses Bentley IV?

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That sounds like a porn name

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Dolphins waste a 6th round pick on a backup QB for a team that is tanking. Rather than picking up one of the guys that will be cut today.

Good job guys.

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@Undisciplined what kind of mickey mouse operation doesn't carry 3 Cs?

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We do still have 3 centers. Sadly, we’ll have to find out if that’s enough.

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I don’t really have a team, but I’m pumped for the season to begin

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Bang Bang Niner Gang welcomes you aboard the bandwagon. Free EMF and cheap hookers all season long.

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Full disclosure: you have to go to a trailer park in Ohio for the cheap hookers.

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yes but where in Ohio

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We have the whole state covered. Jed used his time in prison to vibe code an app locating the cheapest hookers available across the the state. Soon to be updated with an agentic reservation system for both the ladies and the local rental car place you are going to want to hit up first to get a sweet ride for your hot date.

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I hope it also handles the hourly motel reservations.

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you guys use a whole hour?

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Maybe we can get Aiyuk working on that update. I don't think he has anything else to do.

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he should be able to get to Ohio from DC in no time

There are so many trailer parks! Which one is it?

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pumped (up with EMF) for the season to begin

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Bears and Falcons trade.

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Browning released.

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Future Falcon or Viking?

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Someone will pick him up.

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Gonna be a wild day...

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