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I don’t really have a team, but I’m pumped for the season to begin

Bang Bang Niner Gang welcomes you aboard the bandwagon. Free EMF and cheap hookers all season long.

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Full disclosure: you have to go to a trailer park in Ohio for the cheap hookers.

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yes but where in Ohio

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We have the whole state covered. Jed used his time in prison to vibe code an app locating the cheapest hookers available across the the state. Soon to be updated with an agentic reservation system for both the ladies and the local rental car place you are going to want to hit up first to get a sweet ride for your hot date.

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I hope it also handles the hourly motel reservations.

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you guys use a whole hour?

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Maybe we can get Aiyuk working on that update. I don't think he has anything else to do.

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he should be able to get to Ohio from DC in no time

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There are so many trailer parks! Which one is it?

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pumped (up with EMF) for the season to begin

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