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Be good to your mother and wife. Don't be like me!

Roses are red, violets are blue
But this year there is no present for you
I ran out of fiat, nothing but an empty account
Although, I had once set aside a fair amount

What happened was, the Bitcoin price was 30k
And then suddenly it wasn't one day
A glance at my bank account revealed the fact
It was either a gift or stack more sats

Sadly I couldn't do both and I hope you understand
But I couldn't let this dip slip through my hands
It was for the kids, for the future, for sovereignty
For hope and freedom and sound money

With sats in cold storage, all that is left to do
Is write this heartfelt poem for you
So Happy Mothers Day, with love I implore
Let me make it up to you next year...
(Unless bitcoin dips once more)

Dear God,
Our heart &soul all the livings of supreme soul
We orphan revive and pave us
Generous genius, mindful make us
Survive true truth, make life Sublime

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Very lovely.

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Glad to stumble upon this. This is hilarious. Tongue-in-cheek humour FTW

It also reminds me of this poem which I studied in middle school:

https://m.stacker.news/32820

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An oft perpetuated crime in the office fridge. Rough part of town shared fridges are. Gotta stake your claim and protect your turf.

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You're no T. S. Eliot, but I share your priorities.

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Haha thanks Siggy. I won't quit my day job of shitposting on twitter and scrolling stacker news.

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Love it. 😂

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Chat GPT, lol?

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No I actually asked chatGPT to write one for me but the three attempts it made were so bad and nothing like what I wanted so I gave up and spent the next 30 minutes writing it myself. Proof of work always wins.

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