It makes me feel weird and I like it.

It's soothing yet allows you to plausibly deny a need to be soothed because it's ironic.

It makes me feel like I'm a happily cubicle'd salaryman in the early 00's. On my lunches I walk the nearby mega-mall and eat really good sashimi from a food court. If we had smartphones I'd spend too much time on it but instead I read high brow dramatic fiction and curiously people watch. My life is still. My dreams are gone. It's how I want it.