Getting a Siberia grade Lada Niva (has a crank to back up in case of -50'C temps), and an international drivers licence and go to Novosibirsk to search out a farm and a nice siberian lady to live on it with.
We are talking about a 33x at this point btw, many people will suddenly have a lot of surplus... Probably prices of bitcoiner items will skyrocket lol.