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Who'd you want to be stuck in an elevator with?

11.2k sats \ 50 comments \ @Bitman 5 Sep bitcoin

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You're at a Bitcoin conference somewhere and are going up in an elevator and the lights go dim, the air conditioning fails and the elevator gets stuck between floors. https://imgprxy.stacker.news/_TG_W6F_Ks4M-y0ru3zDGJJnN-i5UFrua9d4iT9uIrg/rs:fit:600:500:0/g:no/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWFnZXMuZmFzdGNvbXBhbnkubmV0L2ltYWdlL3VwbG9hZC93XzEyODAsZl9hdXRvLHFfYXV0byxmbF9sb3NzeS9mYy8zMDU2ODM4LXBvc3Rlci1wLTEtd2hhdC10by1zYXktd2hlbi15b3VyZS1zdHVjay1pbi10aGUtZWxldmF0b3Itd2l0aC15b3VyLWJvc3NzLWJvc3MuanBn

Which of these plucky bitcoiners would you prefer to spend four hours with, after both having one too many at the bar, and why?

He doesn't know this yet but all sats are going to @siggy47 so that he can to add them to his satraiser and get it over the historic 3M sat mark (or else, he might have to sell his leather chair ;-) ).

Lyn Alden9.6%

Andreas Antonopoulos20.5%

Natalie Brunell20.5%

@DarthCoin (in Vader outfit)12.3%

Laszlo Hanyecz (+ two pizzas)8.2%

Jack Mallers (+ a chess set)8.2%

Dorian Nakamoto (bemused)1.4%

@Siggy47 (lugging a chair)2.7%

Edward Snowden (via vid link)8.2%

Take stairs (with Anita Posch)8.2%

73 votes \ poll ended

2559 sats \ 6 replies \ @fwynn 5 Sep

Fuck don't know any of these folks xept Snowden. I asked him a question once In a public forum zoom call thing. I was so excited to get to ask a question that I forgot my question and sat down. Thus began.........the dark times........

5 sats \ 5 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

Glad that you were so pumped! I might have done something similar!

Plus, if you see @DarthCoin around on the forum, say something even slightly nice about a shitcoin - and he'll ’introduce’ himself sure enough...

0 sats \ 4 replies \ @fwynn 5 Sep

He was an interesting guy though. I don't understand what he did but I guess it's fine now, America is obv the only superpower. Right?

5 sats \ 3 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

Check him out. In fact, I think it'd be good to check everyone on the list out.

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @fwynn 5 Sep

you = batman

5 sats \ 1 reply \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

Only Batman and Andreas wear the cowl. I'm Bitman!

50 sats \ 0 replies \ @fwynn 5 Sep

Half the time, always truthy, half the time, always falsy. Bitman. It's not the protector eastern Slovakia wanted, or expected, or understood, but the option seemed true at the time

1945 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 6 Sep

Good news. @siggy47 satsathon for @anita just passed the 3m mark.

We raised only a tiny (¹/100th) amount of what was needed - but publicizing how close siggy was may have helped.

Well done everyone - but especially Siggy. Keep up the great work @anita!

1713 sats \ 2 replies \ @nerd2ninja 5 Sep

I'm going Laszlo. Seems like a cool dude.

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @TwoLargePizzas 5 Sep

🍕🍕

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

Plus the pizza bragging rights!

1492 sats \ 1 reply \ @xz 5 Sep

I think I'd be okay with all of the above.

If I really could choose freely, I'd say after watching Adam Back talk last weekend, I'd be happy to ask him hours of questions about bitcoin core, lightning and simplicity

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

I had him there with a bag of Jades in my draft. He was certainly good to read on Twitter.

1266 sats \ 2 replies \ @AR0w 5 Sep

My crush

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @zuspotirko 5 Sep

Maaah wiife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw16aew4Pt0&ab_channel=teddygaygan

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

...especially if it's a dinky elevator.

1467 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 fwd 5 Sep

Thanks @Bitman ! You have inspired me. Gotta get it to 3M.

2814 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 6 Sep

I'm elated at being able to help. So pleased that you're able to help @anita so much!

474 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 5 Sep

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1276 sats \ 3 replies \ @carlosfandango 5 Sep

An elevator engineer…

10 sats \ 2 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

You're thinking outside of the box. The engineer might be wishing that they were too!

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @carlosfandango 5 Sep

Very good lol! 10 minutes with my jokes and he would regret being in with me… probably make him well motivated to fix the problem though.

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

Ah, the old 10 min w̶̶r̶̶e̶̶n̶̶c̶̶h̶ joke attack.

1266 sats \ 1 reply \ @ceife 5 Sep

If the gery gensler

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

I'm sure that Gary is used to a debate. It'd be gruelling - but great to watch. Elevators usually have a camera.

1266 sats \ 1 reply \ @2bithits 5 Sep

A good old fashioned Andreas lecture would be nice

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

I totally agree!

621 sats \ 0 replies \ @BITC0IN 6 Sep

nullc

20 sats \ 0 replies \ @Ge 6 Sep

Darth I think would keep it so real and just give the facts antonopoulis is a close second though he'd keep it real but feel maybe be over my head (doubt it) just Darth is that dude!!

10 sats \ 1 reply \ @bitcoinMoon 5 Sep

I know exactly who I wouldn't want to be stuck in an elevator with ))

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

Go on, I won't tell anyone!

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 5 Sep

This sounds like the plot to one of my head fantasies, but I can't say I ever dreamed of any of these fine folk

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Ribbit 5 Sep

An elevator repair person

21 sats \ 4 replies \ @fredosha 5 Sep

None of them. I just want to be stuck with me.

588 sats \ 3 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

You've got your wish. I'm sure you'll be very happy together!

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @fredosha 5 Sep

I am a lone ranger.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

AKA Kimostacky

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 5 Sep

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21 sats \ 2 replies \ @birdeye21 5 Sep

siggy's chair does look comfortable

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

I bet he's the type of guy who'd share it in a crisis.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @nemo 5 Sep

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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @ryu 5 Sep

Hard to pick between Jack, Edward and Darth... Siggy and his chair are compelling, though.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

They'd all be great. Siggy and the chair are certainly a great combination.

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @BTC_Bellzer 5 Sep

Snowden via vid link so you don't run the risk of anybody smelling funny in a tight space

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

Yeah, with the AC off anything could happen. I had to have Darth in full attire for the same reason. That'd be one hell of a reveal!

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @Public_N_M_E 5 Sep

Satoshi Nakamoto. Only with no idea who they were. Just to see how they'd broach the subject of BTC with someone they don't know.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitman OP 5 Sep

Only the default face of SN Dorian Nakamoto in this Quantum elevator I'm afraid...

Dorian did warm to Bitcoin and to the bitcoiners who helped him after he was mistaken for Satoshi.