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It's Sunday Funday so a little fun contest for 1000 sats for you all.
My kids love making up clever, crazy, and downright silly verses to the kids song "Down by the Bay". If you have kids, I am sure you know it, but if not here is the premise. Below are the lyrics for a verse of the song. All verses are the same except for what is in quotations. The verses repeat with a different rhyming reference in each one. .
Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say "Did you ever see a goose, kissing a moose"? Down by the bay.
The kids love to make up their own verses. So your challenge, if you choose to accept it, is to come up with the best bitcoin themed verse for Down by the Bay. You don't need to write out the whole verse, just what you are putting in quotations and down by the bay after it. Here is an example for you: "Have you ever seen Satoshi, coding with emojis" Down by the bay.
Best one, as determined by top comment ranking, gets 1000 sats when I log on tomorrow morning. Please don't use chat GPT. It's just for fun.
Good luck!
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Lightning network No more excuse transactions slow Sats overflows I dare to spend For if plebs do Adoption will arise Did you ever see @DarthCoin shilling shitcoin Down the rabbit hole
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Congrats. You are the winner.
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Thanks :)
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Wow a full verse. You went above and beyond here.
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down by the bay oh please if i may i would like to pay with what you say? sats or bitcoin, either way this is the way down by the bay
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"Did you ever see a dime, maintain its value over time?" Down by the bay.
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