The only certainty in life is that there are no certainties, except for this realization.

Therefore, enlightenment can be heavy shit.

The only thing I absolutely must do is shit and die, but not particularly in that order.

If there is nothing after death, it per definition, can't last long.

Normal is the most absurd word.

With any luck, none of us really "get it."

I hope to think it is a blessing that we are doomed to look for answers to unanswerable questions.

If life gives you lemons, sell them for Bitcoin. (This last one, I think Rick or Lommy from CryptloCloaks thought up...)

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.