Day dreaming about cheeky bitcoin-related business names. Best one i came up with:
a local resell/repair shop called: Bitcoin Fixes This 😅
Anyone else think of some ?
684 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
Laxitive pills -- gradually, then suddenly 🤣
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588 sats \ 2 replies \ @k00b 7 Oct 2023
Weed review company called … hashrate
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50 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 7 Oct 2023
LOL this post is getting really funny.
For sure somebody will lurk for these names.
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
When we see one in the wild...that is the clearest sign of hyperbitcoinization i can think of 😅
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716 sats \ 2 replies \ @SimpleStacker 7 Oct 2023
A swimming pool called the MemPool
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 7 Oct 2023
LOL good one!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
Perfect, perfect!
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545 sats \ 2 replies \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
Another one: public storage facility called... Block Space 😅
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102 sats \ 1 reply \ @DarthCoin 7 Oct 2023
https://i.postimg.cc/gkfFJDBw/cold-storage.jpg
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
Also would work perfectly for a fridge or camping cooler company 🤙
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448 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 7 Oct 2023
door bell company called ... knockimoto
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
Love it
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260 sats \ 2 replies \ @Jem 7 Oct 2023
I'd open a pub called Inbound Liquidity
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 8 Oct 2023
Sister pub: Outbound Liquidity. Or perhaps they just put a sign above the restroom.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 8 Oct 2023
Yes!
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348 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
Pocket watch company called: Time Chains 😅
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474 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 7 Oct 2023
Carbon fiber utensil company called … hard fork
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171 sats \ 4 replies \ @carlosfandango 8 Oct 2023
Beginner Mushroom Growers Alliance called ‘Funghibility’
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72 sats \ 3 replies \ @elvismercury 8 Oct 2023
This name is so great it makes me want to shitcan my life and start this business.
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160 sats \ 2 replies \ @carlosfandango 8 Oct 2023
It’s a crowded industry…. There’s not mushroom for newbies…
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71 sats \ 1 reply \ @elvismercury 8 Oct 2023
Bro the only thing keeping me from taking my zap back is payment finality.
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 8 Oct 2023
LMAO…
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160 sats \ 2 replies \ @Lux 8 Oct 2023
Local park called Blockspace
There's a bar a few km from me called "X", so X Pub
A niche magazine for forklift drivers - Stacker News
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91 sats \ 1 reply \ @elvismercury 8 Oct 2023
X pub would be such an awesome wink to insiders, fantastic.
Pete McCormack would be so confused tho.
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41 sats \ 0 replies \ @0fje0 8 Oct 2023
Underrated comment.
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406 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 7 Oct 2023
Company that determines required tallness for rollercoasters … blockheight
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 7 Oct 2023
https://i.postimg.cc/x8B5j8zz/Darth-laugh.gif
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161 sats \ 2 replies \ @k00b 8 Oct 2023
hugs and kisses as a service provided by university of texas students ... utxo
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11 sats \ 1 reply \ @elvismercury 8 Oct 2023
New favorite.
(Sorry @carlosfandango.)
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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 9 Oct 2023
Lol. It’s very good!
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30 sats \ 1 reply \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
Self-help book anthology: The Difficulty Adjustment
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 8 Oct 2023
Actually i think this would work better for the title of a straight to netflix rom com . Mila Kunis would star in it.
😂
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71 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitcoinisawesome 8 Oct 2023
Bitcoin is really cool because it makes simple small business that produce value an economic reality for longevity.
I dream of a bread bakery called BitsOfBread. There will be bitcoin knowledge and art and fun things all over.
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150 sats \ 0 replies \ @Stacktoshi42 8 Oct 2023
An Amsterdam Coffeeshop for high profile business deals: Hash Time Locked Contracts (HLTC)
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81 sats \ 2 replies \ @DarthCoin 7 Oct 2023
Washing machines - whirlpool or coinjoin
or Lightning cleaning machine
https://i.postimg.cc/rs546gDB/LN-cleaning-machine.jpg
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180 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
I like coinjoin for a local laundromat too 🤙
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
Lets goo
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221 sats \ 0 replies \ @DiracDelta 9 Oct 2023
Only Fans talent management: Out-of-bound Liquidity
Utensils for babies: Soft Fork
A sandwich shop: Sotoasty
Energy mints for marathoners: Hals
Ball sunning LEDs (thx https://getchroma.co) for fertility: Strong Seeds
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60 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 8 Oct 2023
Proof of Work: theoretical math homework consultancy
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @adexmakai4211 8 Oct 2023
That's cool but I have one which I think you will like. This is BitFix
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50 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 7 Oct 2023
bean bag company called ... satooshi
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 7 Oct 2023
😂
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 9 Oct 2023
A global tour company ... turing complete
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @brave 9 Oct 2023
Adult entertainment company - Private Keys
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 8 Oct 2023
Psychic services provided by convicts ... consensus
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 8 Oct 2023
Logging company that requires you enter a binding agreement for each and every log you'd like to purchase ... discrete log contracts
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 8 Oct 2023
Dust Attack: distributed house cleaning service
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 8 Oct 2023
Hard Money: online payment processor for erectile dysfunction treatment, only takes btc.
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @purpurato 8 Oct 2023
Motorcycle shop
Knack-a-moto
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50 sats \ 1 reply \ @Natalia 8 Oct 2023
keep going!
how about for a clothing shop?
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60 sats \ 0 replies \ @Stacktoshi42 8 Oct 2023
There are how I like them, bad in taste and flat:
- Proof of Waderobe
- Bitkini
- First Hand Shop: There is no second best
- Ripple, Ehterum and Co - Best Umbrellas, when it is raining shit again
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20 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 7 Oct 2023
very good one! I like it!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @purpurato 12 Oct 2023
Moving company
"Move on to other things"
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 9 Oct 2023
Vegan health bar called VByte
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @bzzzt OP 8 Oct 2023
Antique store specializing in miniatures called: Atomic Swap 😅
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @joswilliams 8 Oct 2023 outlawed
stackers have outlawed this. turn on wild west mode in your /settings to see outlawed content.