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Howdy Bartender, do you take bitcoin or are the drinks (and pickled gherkins here) free?

Those gherkins have been here since we were on the gold standard… order one at your peril

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The gherkins too?!?

How old are your nutz?

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They came in 16.20hrs

Sorry, I mean 1620. That’s why they are called Pilgrim Peanuts.

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We're heading the bill at Stacker Stand up next door folks...

We'll be behind the chicken mesh curtain.

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Drinks are free for the first hour. After that, its two for the price of one. So, enjoy!

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You getting paid hourly for this? Where do your tips go - looks like in this old pickled gherkin jar... 🥒⚡

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I'm a volunteer barman. I work for tips ;)

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I'm a professional Bitman. I work for the citizens of Gotham. Make mine a lemonade - a double!

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Waiter, there's a snail called @orthwyrm in my drink...

...it said it needs 100k calories of sugar before noon.

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I only have 99.99k calories. Will that suffice?

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Sooold to the good-looking gentleman with teeth and green hair!