Oh, I'm aware. This guide (along with wallet recommendations) aren't for me, since I'm using ZEUS via Obtainium (debating whether to use the IPA I convinced Evan to distribute once I switch over to the mobile dark side) at the moment.
Just iffy to me seeing people use and recommend Wallet of Shitoshi, especially after the massive rugpull they did to their U.S. userbase.
Good for you that you reached the top of the ladder...
but many other people are still babies, taking first steps. Patience is key in Bitcoin and no worry they will get there soon (those that have brains).