I think If the entire Internet went offline or gated, we'd witness a global 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete' moment. Suddenly, we'd have more time to rediscover that mysterious place called 'outside' and engage in the ancient art of face-to-face conversation. Social skills would skyrocket, and we might even resurrect the lost art of reading paper-bound books. On the downside, cat memes would face extinction, and we'd have to rely on our own memories for random trivia. It's the digital apocalypse – time to sharpen those survival skills!