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Your outrage is justified. Mind if I join you on your lawn and we can throw empty beer cans at the solicitors?
I get ditching the hot blonde, for short-haired brunette (how timely!), but she better have an unreal body that sets insane expectations for pre-pubescent kids everywhere--just like Kelly Lynch did.
As for why now, I have no idea. The UFC element is an interesting touch. Is it to increase viewership? Like how Never Back Down was for mixed martial arts? Or like Grind was to skateboarding? Both were laughable, but at least they weren't remaking a beloved piece of cinema to peddle their bro-paganda.
Fuckin-A. That's it. I'm going to go on ebay and buy every copy of the DVD/blu-ray that I can find. I'm cornering the market on... holy shit they made a Road House 2! https://www.ebay.com/itm/386709941708
Why? Why now? Is there some kind of economic indicator or focus group that says now is a time when people are fed up with corrupt small towns with broken down dive bars and they want to see a rough and ready hero come and clean it up!? Also, looks like a sausage party. Where's the hot blonde doctor?! Get off my lawn.