Your outrage is justified. Mind if I join you on your lawn and we can throw empty beer cans at the solicitors?

I get ditching the hot blonde, for short-haired brunette (how timely!), but she better have an unreal body that sets insane expectations for pre-pubescent kids everywhere--just like Kelly Lynch did.

As for why now, I have no idea. The UFC element is an interesting touch. Is it to increase viewership? Like how Never Back Down was for mixed martial arts? Or like Grind was to skateboarding? Both were laughable, but at least they weren't remaking a beloved piece of cinema to peddle their bro-paganda.