These clowns.

"are you being constantly manipulated with panic news, because there's really no better way for the media to make their money than to constantly scare you? are we successfully putting pictures of doom on your phones, because the three oligopolistic internet silos are fighting for click money on the battlefied of your sanity? First of all, thank you. This is how we make our money. Second, let us sell you this new clickable content with ads and data-vacuuming to blame you for it. It's really you. It's your attention, it's your brain, it's your 'negative thinking' that's doing all this. You really have to change you. We know you can't, because it's really us, not you. Buuut this way our friends in the pill industry can sell you some of those pills, too. Those fix you. Really. We swear! ...Because we're sure shit not going to change our business model. And neither are they"