@cleophas I couldn't resist! Such a great book deserved a proper INDEX!

Suggestion: 
- now that all chapters are published, why not add a hyperlink with [Continue to Next Chapter](#) as pinned comment on each chapter? It will make it much easier to navigate
- What about a little title for each chapter for next edition?

cleophas

Alien white people from outer-space invade Earth armed with amazing deals and low, low prices.

They’re selling lava lamps, fanny packs, water beds, and more and everyone’s buying it. Wouldn’t you? It’s from outer-space! Made by Aliens! And everything’s on sale. It’s a steal.

It’s up to a marketing genius, a bosomy politician, and a genuinely nice guy to figure out what the Aliens really want before we all become the product.

Can humanity survive the most effective advertising campaign ever created or will the Aliens make a real killing?

AGORA

![First Contact is a Bargain!](https://image.nostr.build/0ff907e07cd9513ee6a174e29a17da96af8631c55b9ee57fa2e6c440ed72f478.png)

# The Universal Good Deal 
-- by [Cleophas Foy](/cleophas/r/AG/)

### Alien white people from outer-space invade Earth armed with amazing deals and low, low prices.

They’re selling lava lamps, fanny packs, water beds, and more and everyone’s buying it. Wouldn’t you? It’s from outer-space! Made by Aliens! And everything’s on sale. It’s a steal.

But the Aliens only take cash.

It’s up to a marketing genius, a bosomy politician, and a genuinely nice guy to figure out what the Aliens really want before we all become the product.

Can humanity survive the most effective advertising campaign ever created or will the Aliens make a real killing?

Available now on @SN!

- [Chapter 1](/items/358761/r/AG)
- [Chapter 2](/items/359980/r/AG)
- [Chapter 3](/items/361293/r/AG)
- [Chapter 4](/items/362725/r/AG)
- [Chapter 5](/items/363920/r/AG)
- [Chapter 6](/items/365001/r/AG)
- [Chapter 7](/items/366105/r/AG)
- [Chapter 8](/items/367196/r/AG)
- [Chapter 9](/items/368300/r/AG)
- [Chapter 10](/items/369512/r/AG)
- [Chapter 11](/items/370807/r/AG)
- [Chapter 12](/items/371853/r/AG)
- [Chapter 13](/items/372790/r/AG)
- [Chapter 14](/items/373669/r/AG)
- [Chapter 15](/items/374797/r/AG)
- [Chapter 16](/items/376041/r/AG)
- [Chapter 17](/items/377147/r/AG)
- [Chapter 18](/items/378252/r/AG)
- [Chapter 19](/items/379189/r/AG)
- [Chapter 20](/items/380258/r/AG)
- [Chapter 21](/items/381505/r/AG)
- [Chapter 22](/items/382517/r/AG)
- [Chapter 23](/items/383726/r/AG)
- [Chapter 24](/items/385074/r/AG)
- [Chapter 25](/items/386170/r/AG)
- [Chapter 26](/items/387077/r/AG)
- [Chapter 27](/items/388035/r/AG)
- [Chapter 28](/items/389314/r/AG)
- [Chapter 29](/items/390598/r/AG)
- [Chapter 30](/items/391829/r/AG)



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Alien white people from outer-space invade Earth armed with amazing deals and low, low prices.Alien white people from outer-space invade Earth armed with amazing deals and low, low prices.