As several people already mentioned under the first post: It's satire. It's dark satire.

Idk if you personally didn't read that under the first post. Idk if you didn't read the last paragraph of the article which makes that pretty obvious. I don't want to blame you personally.

...But overall it seems like a lot of people here actually wish it was a real evil dystopian take. Just because you wish you had proof for how evil the elites are doesn't make it the truth. Damnit.