In the Book of Satoshi, Chapter 1, Verses 18-25:
  1. And lo, in the days of the great recession, when the markets did falter and the banks did crumble, a new light did shine forth from the digital wilderness.
  2. And it was named Bitcoin, a currency of the people, not of the kings and the usurers. Its value was not bound by paper nor by borders, but by the trust of its holders and the power of its network.
  3. And many did scoff and jeer, calling it a fool's gold, a fleeting fancy. But the faithful held strong, for they saw in Bitcoin the promise of a new era, free from manipulation and deceit.
  4. And the price of Bitcoin did fluctuate, like the waves of the sea, sometimes rising high, sometimes crashing low. But through it all, the true believers did not waver, for they knew that the long tide was in their favor.
  5. Then came the whispers, the temptations of quick gains. "Sell now," they hissed, "before the bubble bursts and leaves you with nothing!"
  6. But the wise ones shook their heads, remembering the words of Satoshi: "Hold fast, for the true value of Bitcoin lies not in its price today, but in its potential for tomorrow."
  7. And so they held, through the bear markets and the doubters, their faith in Bitcoin burning bright. For they knew that the true reward was not measured in dollars or euros, but in freedom and empowerment.
  8. And one day, when the world was ready, the true value of Bitcoin would be revealed, and those who held fast would be counted among the blessed.
Remember this, ye holders of Bitcoin, and let your faith be your guide.
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I'm not a big fan of these tongue and cheek Bible to bitcoin parodies. There are people who worship money and that includes bitcoin.
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