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99 sats \ 8 replies \ @k00b 24 Feb \ on: Stacker Saloon
Oliver the Orchid is budding for the forth time. We found this vase at a thrift store that made a great orchid pot holder. Oliver's roots sit in a plastic pot that drains into the vase. The water at the bottom of the vase produces a high humidity environment for the roots without leaving them wet.
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473 sats \ 3 replies \ @plebpoet 24 Feb
congrats on your [1] orchid
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @k00b 24 Feb
Your bros look depressed like they're flowering at gun point.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @plebpoet 24 Feb
they party cuz they have so much sun
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 24 Feb
i see they're just at a forever spa
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0 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek 24 Feb
that plant looks more healthy than me
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @k00b 24 Feb
You're telling me. I'm Oliver's DUFF.
He gets so little sun too.
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473 sats \ 1 reply \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 24 Feb
In modern day, this term is only used by douches who can't keep up with current slang, and by stupid ass middle schoolers who think they are the shit because of the 2015 movie of the same title that attempted to resurrect the term and make it "cool."
That got harsh pretty quick. Urban dictionary is rough!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 24 Feb
Urban dictionary is like the toxic, based version of a dictionary that is always up-to-date.
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