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162 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 28 Feb
Nothing says bull market like a Coinbase fail.
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Every damn time. The degen traders start piling on massive leverage and then something breaks, and they get wrecked and do not learn a lesson. Every damn time.
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Brian, the shitcoiner, was probably getting his shorts crushed so he had to pull the ethernet cable out of the server....
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4 sats \ 1 reply \ @KLT 28 Feb
Pump it up baby!!
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This is good for Bitcoin!! haha
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Meanwhile ETF rails are working perfectly?
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Imagine still using Coinbase in 2024 🤷‍♂️
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Yeah, because those coins belong to blackrock now and coinbase has become fractional reserve - just that someone forgot to update the display_balance code
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