Bitcoin is NOT for everybody. Is only for the brave, not for the weak.
I am almost 60 myself, but I learned more about bitcoin in all these years. And I didn't do it for me but for the generations will come. I will not be one that will see Bitcoin thriving, so is stupid to think that Bitcoin is for old people. Your example is stupid. Who is going to buy ETFs or paper bitcoin they will get what they fucking deserve: shit.