Round 1 - Fight

You have heard it said - Bitcoin is vulnerable to quantum computing attacks. Thankfully, the entire crypto industry got scared and they invented the science of "quantum-resistance". Quantum computing got bonus points on its knuckle. And rounds of funding.

BTC 0 - QC 1

Round 2 - Fight

Oops. IBM's paper from last year on how "fault tolerant quantum computers beat classical computers" at the """""""Trotterised time-evolution of the 2D transverse-field ising model (you can take a breath now)"""""""""" has been debunked! Moreover, by other quantum information scientists! QC just kicked its own butt.

BTC 1 - QC 1

Round 3 - Fight:

I wrote about how Quantum Computing could provide a >>>>>> 2 billion % + <<<<<< efficiency increase (backed by a research project I did that was funded by one global organization and one global company), when compared to Classical Computing, and I won a writing competition!!!!!

Hurray. Talking about this QC shit rocks!

BTC 1 - QC 2

Round 4 - Fight

Ok, the truth. A quantum computer is theoretically better at hacking BTC wallets from 2009 (like Satoshi Nakamoto's wallets) than it is at mining BTC.

The former is a logarithmic process but the latter is only quadratic..

So the year is 2100. The Quantum Mafia, working under the ground, build the first quantum computer that can hack BTC. Know what they decide to do? Hack bank accounts and steal dollars. Coz it is easier. Always has been.

They soon get caught and QC technology is banned world over. Especially if you live on the earth's surface.

BTC 2 - QC 2

Round 3 - Fight

The guys dealing illegal QC underground realize they love Bitcoin more than they love hacking its wallets. Focus is exclusively channeled towards "quantum-securing" BTC while Fiat overlords get their emails hacked once every while.

BTC 3 - QC 2

BTC Wins. Because it collaborated with QC!!!!!

Hurray 🎉

P.S.

Wish me luck 🙏 🤞