I would probably like to some a lot of the shitcoin ideas implemented on the LN, but where the only decentralized part is the tipping aspect (similar to what we do here on SN), but where the rest uses well-working more-efficient-than-blockchain legacy systems (AWS and the like). Like for instance this idea suggested by @fiatjaf: https://twitter.com/fiatjaf/status/1455670052552851463, a file-uploading service for third-party websites.
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Not exactly what you're describing but probably could be modded to do what you mean, this Spotify extension for lnbits is close: https://github.com/lnbits/lnbits-legend/tree/master/lnbits/extensions/jukebox
It's not as smooth as it could be, but in Breez you can open Apps > FixedFloat and select currency you would like to pay to (there are many, including XMR) and just confirm and scan QR in whatever currency.
It's set to automatically pay from your LN balance ;)