Bitcoin converts time and energy into money because money is your time and energy.
I just made this one up on the spot but that's how I think about it.
Or to flip it around...
Paying someone for their time and energy with a money you created for free is theft.
Think about that last one for a second. If you can create $100 out of thin air, you can buy $100 worth of real value (someone else's hard work) for nothing. That's theft.
Governments are stealing from you when they print money. Shitcoiners are stealing from you when the conjure up tokens.
I dig it. Money that is created for free is counterfeit