Thank you! That would've been perfect. I tried but only had 9 seconds left haha!

OneOneSeven

Great read! There's so much here, I had to read it twice. I'm not much of a UFO guy, but if every piece of reporting is as full of wild characters doing weird things as this was, I'll become one.

The title is what hooked me, so great job there. Only nitpick is: I think it could have been shorter, snappier. Something like:

Pentagon: "UFOs Don't Crash; We Shoot Them Down."

aliens_and_UFOs

Pentagon on UFOs: 'Technically They Don't Crash, We Shoot Them Down'

Great read! There's so much here, I had to read it twice. I'm not much of a UFO guy, but if every piece of reporting is as full of wild characters doing weird things as this was, I'll become one. 

The title is what hooked me, so great job there. Only nitpick is: I think it could have been shorter, snappier. Something like:

Pentagon: "UFOs Don't Crash; We Shoot Them Down."

Thanks for posting!