I got the special. Keep it simple.

So I ordered the omelet special, which I was told was a vegetarian omelet. When it arrived the waiter said "Sir, enjoy your western omelet." I said "Excuse me, I ordered the omelet special." He said, "yes, this is the special." I said "I thought it was vegetarian?" He said, "Oh yes,we changed it." Now I like vegetarian omelets, but I'm not a vegetarian, so I ate the western omelet. Good ham.