To the European Parliament:
Congratulations for the new AML regulations that outlaw all Bitcoin (and cryptocurrency in general) payments to self-owned wallets above € 3000.
As always, you demonstrate:
- Your commitment to the welfare and interests of the people.
- To possess the divine power to banish both the internet and mathematics.
I encourage you to monitor mempool.space in the coming months to observe the profound impact of your laws on the number of transactions in the real world (zero).