To Be Truly Fluent in English, You Must Know Your Shits

1925 sats \ 63 comments \ @0xbitcoiner 21 Apr lol

Shits 💩

Dogshit - Very poor quality Bullshit - Not true Horseshit - Nonsense Apeshit - Rambunctious Batshit - Insane Chickenshit i - cowards Ratshit - poor quality No shit - Obviously Holy shit - mind blowing/unbelievable Hot shit - very good Dipshit - a total dumbass Tuff shit - Take it or leave it. Jack shit - nothing The shit - perfection

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78 sats \ 2 replies \ @grayruby 21 Apr

Shit storm

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

chaotic situation ?

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bell_curve 22 Apr

Perfect storm of hell or rage

37 sats \ 2 replies \ @TNStacker 21 Apr

@siggy47 is on it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

31 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 21 Apr

Your smiling emojis reminded me of another one.

Shit eating grin- Shit-eating grin refers to a big smile on someone’s face, often showing self-satisfaction and a hint of some kind of internal joke going on. It is a smug, suspicious smile.

27 sats \ 0 replies \ @TNStacker 21 Apr

Indeed

36 sats \ 0 replies \ @nout 22 Apr

A shit - 💩 Shit faced - overly drunk Give a shit - to care about something

67 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 21 Apr

Shitstorm- a wildly chaotic and unmanageable situation, controversy, or sequence of events

58 sats \ 1 reply \ @OneOneSeven 21 Apr

Shithole - an undesirable place to live, visit, work etc.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 21 Apr

Yes!

78 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 21 Apr

Shit show- a messy situation.

183 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 21 Apr

I almost forgot my favorite:

Shitfaced- inebriated. "Man, was I shitfaced last night."

174 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

I had to look up what 'inebriated' meant :)

146 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 21 Apr

I should have thought of that. Some disturbing visuals if you're misunderstood.

36 sats \ 1 reply \ @carlosfandango 21 Apr

Shoot the shit

20 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

informal and relaxed conversation. Fits like a glove for this post :)

82 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 21 Apr

Another addition: Shitload- a large quantity. "I'd like to go to the concert, but I have a shitload of work to get done." Variation- shit ton. Same usage

112 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

Know your shit

😂

16 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 21 Apr

Bravo

122 sats \ 4 replies \ @siggy47 21 Apr

Perhaps this phrase should be added, used mostly in Boston or other parts of New England:

He (they) shit the bed. It can be used for someone, or often a sports team, who blew a big opportunity. Example: "Damn, the Maple Leafs shit the bed last night."

182 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

I'm confident I'm ready for the English exam.

😂

127 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bell_curve 22 Apr

Red Sox before 2004

127 sats \ 0 replies \ @jasonb 21 Apr

This also gets used a lot in Ohio as just a general exclamation of disapproval.

120 sats \ 0 replies \ @TNStacker 21 Apr

I've heard this, but rarely. Screwed the pooch where I'm from. Vulgar, but not profane.

65 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 21 Apr

A few more: Scared shitless- terrified Shit for brains- lacking in intelligence Don't tell me to stop. I can't.

47 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

Even @cryotosensei will learn a thing or two about the English language today.

😂

37 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

63 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 21 Apr

Shithead- noun

An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.
A stupid or contemptible person.
A card game, the aim of which is to lose one's cards.

89 sats \ 2 replies \ @Fabs 21 Apr

Never thought that I'd zap a bunch of shit, but I did.

31 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

It was all worth it. This is topshit

26 sats \ 0 replies \ @Fabs 21 Apr

I am so so grateful to be able to be a part of this whole shit-show!

63 sats \ 8 replies \ @grayruby 21 Apr

Haha. What about shit hit the fan?

47 sats \ 5 replies \ @grayruby 21 Apr

Up shit's creek

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

very difficult situation

16 sats \ 2 replies \ @grayruby 21 Apr

Shit sandwich

20 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

This one is beyond me :)

16 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 22 Apr

Shit sandwich is when you are given something sub optimal.

"a ruined, terrible thing, or intolerable situation often requiring continued or further unpleasant action".

I forgot one yesterday. Shit box describing an old beat up car.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @TNStacker 21 Apr

Famous!

10 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

a messy situation ?

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bell_curve 22 Apr

Disastrous situation

42 sats \ 1 reply \ @carlosfandango 21 Apr

‘You want sympathy? It’s in the dictionary between shit and syphillis..’ (dates back to the old Government dictionary which had sympathy between those two words)

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

fucking shit

64 sats \ 1 reply \ @OneOneSeven 21 Apr

Here's another shit-category, Jim Lahey's 'shitisms'

shithawk - someone who watches shit-heads closely
shit-apple - ne'er-do-well, usually found in a trailer park
shit-puppets - pawns in a shit-play
shit barometer - measures the shit pressure in the air

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

😂

37 sats \ 3 replies \ @carlosfandango 21 Apr

Shit off a shovel

20 sats \ 2 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

Never heard of that. What does it mean?

32 sats \ 1 reply \ @carlosfandango 21 Apr

Very fast…. when you actually throw shit off a shovel it moves very quickly…

20 sats \ 0 replies \ @TNStacker 21 Apr

You have to have shovled shit to know. Used to have to get fertilizer from the cow pasture and remove dog shit from the yard.

26 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 21 Apr

Like shit on a blanket….. (very hard to remove)

32 sats \ 1 reply \ @zapdrsurge 21 Apr

shitzu - a lovely decorative dog shit-poo - a no less lovely mix of a shitzu and a poodle.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

😂 Shih-tzu

32 sats \ 0 replies \ @StillStackinAfterAllTheseYears 21 Apr

You should also master your fucks.

16 sats \ 1 reply \ @carlosfandango 22 Apr

Grammar Is The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit And Knowing You're Shit

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 22 Apr

grammar is our friend

16 sats \ 0 replies \ @jgbtc 22 Apr

Don't forget shitcoin!

16 sats \ 0 replies \ @Satosora 22 Apr

I need to congratulate you on how shitty this post is :)

16 sats \ 1 reply \ @OT 21 Apr

Now do "fuck"

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner OP 21 Apr

👌👍

16 sats \ 0 replies \ @TNStacker 21 Apr

Did anybody say shit-on-a-shingle, yet?

Chipped beef on toast.

8 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bitcoiner1 22 Apr

Great shit!

8 sats \ 0 replies \ @Bell_curve 22 Apr

I rarely hear rat shit

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter 21 Apr

What a Crock of shit the story was!

This is my addition. Meaning : a quantity or source of lies or nonsense another term for crock.

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @IamSINGLE 21 Apr

No shit to bullshit is like NY to London. UK people often say that they don't shit in English like Americans, and this post is a proving that they are right.

I have another question - Does using slings or shit words make a language more practical and beautiful?