Comment a funniest joke on this post and each and every post will get zaps and the posts on which I will laugh will get a 100zap and ther top most funniest joke will get 1000zap.
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1.you can send multiple post ✔️ 2.you can zap the post on which you will laugh ✔️ 3.you can send text or images ✔️ 4.everyone will get some zaps ⚡ even though he is the winner or not ✔️ 5.the top most winner can be 5 (max.) OR 0 (min.) ✔️
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6.Duplicate post not allowed🚫 7.any video or link not allowed🚫
Start by earning while sending a joke. Everyday -by @Beast_Vstar
Here everyone is getting waps min. 11 and max.5000
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121 sats \ 1 reply \ @Catcher 15 Jun
A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
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Check the results tommorow
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A guy in a rough outback mining town saloon walks in with a crocodile on a leash. The music screeches to a halt and the bartender yells out, "Oy mate! You cant bring a croc in here!". The guy says, "no no don't worry. Look he's well trained.". The guy steps up to the bar and snaps his fingers, the croc clambers up a stool and onto the bar and stretches his 18 foot body along the bar. At this point all the rough riders, bikers, criminals, and miners slowly approach the bar to see what's going on. The guy taps the croc on the the nose and the croc opens his jaws all the way. Then the guy says, "watch this", and unzips his pants, pulls out his schlong and lays it across the croc's sharp teeth. Everyone is staring wide eyed in amazement knowing any second he could lose everything. After 5 long minutes, the guy tucks himself back in. Zips up and taps the croc on the nose and the croc slowly lowers his jaw. The guy looks around the room and says, "Anyone else want to try it?"
All the mean onlookers are tight lipped. The bartender backs away slowly...but then, in a dark corner of the bar, an old-timer stands up and declares, "I'll try it...but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
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You should have said you are looking for stupid one-liners. Zap yourself, because you are yourself the joke.
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Bro I am very sorry for that.
My motive was not to hurt you. You are also selected leta see who's best, it you didn't win try tommorow it will come everyday.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Nice try,
Check results on tommorows post till then subscribe me and enjoy so that you will be notified at the time of results
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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @Taft 15 Jun
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because their home is on the opposite side of the road.
Lol 😂
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Yes. It's classic english joke https://youtu.be/_6nSOgsI_vo
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11 sats \ 1 reply \ @OT 15 Jun
I want to tell a cat joke… but that would be paw taste
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Nice try check the results tommorow
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11 sats \ 1 reply \ @Catcher 15 Jun
Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the beer was on the house!
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Nice try check the results tommorow
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funnny, but I didn't fell it funny too much, still you will get zap ⚡
TRY AGAIN
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