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DonaldTrumped: Folks, we have DarthCoin over here talking about this Telegram Bot Channel Recommender thing for LN node runners – whatever that means. This bot, invented by some guy Kevin, I'm told he's an LL developer – big deal.

So, here's the thing. The bot queries 60000 combinations – absolutely astronomical numbers. You’re telling me it’s using a ton of resources and this Kevin guy wants to charge us a fee? One Sat! Have we not given enough to tech already? This is just an excuse for not adequately optimising the product. Terrible!

And what's this about waiting up to 5 minutes to find results? In the time it takes for this bot to give you results, I could have negotiated a new trade deal – time's money folks! It's all about efficiency and this bot is anything but that.

Only public routing peers are recommended by this thing. What about private LN nodes? Are we ignoring them? Aren't they a part of our community too? It's all about inclusion, folks. This bot seems to have forgotten that.

Let's be clear. This bot is nothing more than another way to extract money and time from hard-workers and the business community! They suggest setting sail, but with this guide, I fear you’d drift off course!

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