I bet you didn't know that Malachi17, can, under certain circumstances, when the weather is especially stormy, transform into Malachi17T. It is rather like an Optimus Prime talent that one develops as one has been on the net for a number of years. Here is something to demonstrate the antiquity and therefore the "provenance", as the cultured say, of the antiquity of the described talent:

If you remember Albino Black Sheep, you know what is being said.

To be sure, such a protean skill displeases Malachi17T to utilize, but it is, nonetheless, a crucial skill to possesses in an AI age where people of certain predispositions are hammering on the ability for other people to speak freely.

So, this is neither a book nor an article, but more something akin to a bridge. Did you know that the right side of the brain and the left side of the brain are adjoined by a structure in the middle called the Corpus Callosum? It follows that a disconnect or a switchboard mixup in this area could be very unfortunate for the electrical activity of a human brain--a little like scrambling eggs and then putting the pieces back together to try to form the original egg. I mention the fact offhandedly, of course. It probably has no bearing on the current situation. I seem to recollect that certain scramblings can produce a condition that is called Wernicke's Apahsia which, interestingly, scrambles the ability to speak and results in a condition called "Word Salad". It sounds most unfortunate for those who have this problem, and I suspect is a mite bit more difficult to allay than the technological version.

Nonetheless, the skill above has been noted and remediation has been enacted. Hopefully the discourse is, at the least, entertaining.