I’m not new, I started in late 2007 and I know who Satoshi is, I was going to reveal his identity at the end of the survey but now you pissed me off, so I wont. (Hint…He’s working on XRP now)

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Satoshi alive?

We are in 2022 you remember? We already know who is Satoshi and why he disappeared. Today is not relevant anymore.
We don't ask these questions anymore. Are meaningless.

I know you are new to Bitcoin and you have these kind of questions, but you are wasting your time with these.
You should consider to start learning (and fast) about how Bitcoin works and not how/who/when/why somebody create it.

Start here:
- https://bitcoin.page
- https://lightning.how

All those myths and basic questions that a newbie is always asking are already explained here
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Myths