I will summarize the article, and didn't use any AI for that.

Governments have still in-stock vaccines from 20 years ago and don't know what to do about it. So how about emptying it on kids to make room to then give freshly printed money to pharmaceutical companies and buy new ones? Also, the vaccines made 20 years ago are not useful since there is no epidemic at all, it is just a random isolated case that has been detected. But how about alerting everyone anyway? This is emotional science after all, it is not rational news. So everyone should remember we are all in this together and you should help the government help you.

A small vaccine, a giant leap for humoneyty.