It's either that, or you're simply out for some soothing words from the one-and-only Mr.Fabs; How may I assist you in your pursuit of, well, what are you pursuing, dear @ek'ie?
I notice that there is a lot of buyerโs remorse going on after Black Friday. Maybe it is because a lot of purchases are done on the spur of the moment, in the excitement of the store rush. Just grab anything that is on sale and buy it. It is a good recipe for not feeling good about it afterwards.
"Me, Me, Me FOR GOD-FUCKING-SAKE, MEEE!!"