Is that your hardware wallet or are you just happy to see me?

To easily show off your goods when people ask about why Bitcoin hit 100k. I better get some before they sell out. Oh shit, you said wrong answers.

They're baseball caps for your junk.

These are the kind of hardware wallets, in which Microstrategy holds their bitcoins.

Daisy Dicks

When people want to see your stuff, you can show them! Or maybe for those special tucks.

They have cheaper I guess, so you got an ad. They are upgraded version of Indian Langotis for better holding your pelvis and above.

WTF!?

only available in colors that match with big green candles, i see.

Mini skirt for men

It's like the visor on a hot, but for your dick. It's a sensitive area and you don't want a sunburn.

oh yah, this is a micro-apron.

If you've ever tried to pan-fry bacon naked, you're familiar with why this is made.

A chipendels on chocolate

Jogging shorts when you want the neighbors to see your junk as you run

They're so short and open, they might as well be a window!

For over your crotchless panties.

it's so that big balls can be more visible; we need these with a bitcoin logo. this is the correct answer.

My wife says it’s for cooking naked