For real,

I've had to resync neutrino peers on self custodial LSP wallets, waited (intentionally) a over a month for my low fee transaction to clear when fees spiked, experimented with RFB and CPFP just so I understand the basics if I need to use it.

If you are't at least knee deep in all the technobabble shit to actually understand that it is working just as it should... I've sort of given up the whole "pilling" thing.