You started dating Bitcoin, cheated on it with blackCoin abandoned it for Ethereum, became a celibate which cleared your mind, made you realize what you and Bitcoin had together, which made you finally settle down with Bitcoin. What a journey... Congrats!
Ahhaa that's a way to see on it. I forgot to mention that I had a verry short romance with cardano also but let's keep it as our secret because I love bitcoin and cannot loose her again.