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1500 sats \ 114 comments \ @grayruby 8 Jan Stacker_Sports

@realBitcoinDog wants to know if I am stealing from the rewards pool by zapping all sports posts with the Stacker Sports account.

I want to know if he is a mega assmilker trying to get sats by being provocative?

Before voting let’s check the data:

Yes clearly a mega assmilker38.1%

Numbers don’t lie33.3%

I still love RBD despite his assmilking28.6%

21 votes \ poll ended

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139 sats \ 10 replies \ @realBitcoinDog 8 Jan

I’ll have you know I zapped this post 1000 sats not because it deserved it, but because I was early and expect high ROI on my investment 🤓

30 sats \ 9 replies \ @grayruby OP 8 Jan

Thank you.

40 sats \ 8 replies \ @south_korea_ln 8 Jan

True ass-milkers understand and support each other, it's a symbiotic relationship~~

21 sats \ 7 replies \ @grayruby OP 8 Jan

Too bad for RBD his value rank sucks so my 1k zap on his post will go a lot further than his 1k zap on mine.

40 sats \ 6 replies \ @south_korea_ln 8 Jan

From Wikipedia on symbiosis:

The two organisms, termed symbionts, can be either in a mutualistic, a commensalistic, or a parasitic relationship.[3] In 1879, Heinrich Anton de Bary defined symbiosis as "the living together of unlike organisms".

Seems like your case is covered too :)

Even though I must admit, when I posted it, that I assumed symbiosis was necessarily mutualistic, and it would not cover the parasitic subclass.

0 sats \ 5 replies \ @grayruby OP 8 Jan

Haha I love it. Science territory saves the day.

40 sats \ 4 replies \ @south_korea_ln 8 Jan

Careful, it has been labeled an ass-milking territory by our favorite Dark Overlord #841833

21 sats \ 3 replies \ @grayruby OP 8 Jan

Really. He must hate my territory then.

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121 sats \ 5 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jan

What if I love him BECAUSE of his assmilking? 😊

100 sats \ 4 replies \ @grayruby OP 8 Jan

You wrote the guide so that would make sense.

40 sats \ 3 replies \ @Aardvark 8 Jan

What can I say. He has big hands.

61 sats \ 2 replies \ @realBitcoinDog 22h

I often compare my hands to Satoshi Nakamoto

61 sats \ 1 reply \ @Aardvark 22h

I don't know... Satoshi has some pretty big gloves to fill.

61 sats \ 0 replies \ @realBitcoinDog 22h

YUGE!

101 sats \ 3 replies \ @Taft 8 Jan

I voted yes. Don’t know for sure, but I have a feeling.

He or she has to prove they’re not.

21 sats \ 2 replies \ @grayruby OP 8 Jan

Yes is a given but do you still love him despite his assmilking ways?

40 sats \ 1 reply \ @Taft 8 Jan

No, I don’t like his assmilking ways. And, judging by his comment here, he has proven himself to be an assmilker.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby OP 8 Jan

Nah he is cool. He is just a shit disturber and wants to stir the pot.

101 sats \ 1 reply \ @cleaningup12 8 Jan

Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I zap at least twice a day.

15 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby OP 8 Jan

Gotta do what you gotta do.

101 sats \ 1 reply \ @south_korea_ln 8 Jan

I'll vote for: he's a stupid stupid man if you add it as an option~~

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby OP 8 Jan

That's a given. Haha. You can vote you still love him despite his assmilking. It's essentially the same thing.

100 sats \ 4 replies \ @Coinsreporter 9 Jan

What!
This post survives. Why they didn't downzap it?

Also, why are you trying to steal my show?

20 sats \ 3 replies \ @grayruby OP 9 Jan

RBD and I are in a good old fashioned gentleman’s quarrel.

40 sats \ 2 replies \ @Coinsreporter 9 Jan

That's cool. I'm enjoying the nasty quarrel for sure.

But all this is stealing my biggest title on SN

the greatest Assmilker in SN history...

Say it this is not an attempt of stealing this before my eyes.

20 sats \ 1 reply \ @grayruby OP 9 Jan

Greatest is still greatest. Mega is less than greatest. Haha

40 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter 9 Jan

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40 sats \ 81 replies \ @Undisciplined 8 Jan

If @realBitcoinDog had just paid a year's worth of territory rent, his numbers would look incredible.

34 sats \ 80 replies \ @grayruby OP 8 Jan

True. He should start a territory and support the SN ecosystem.

Even is you deduct my total territory payments, which includes pre paying this entire year. I am still spending 70% of what I am stacking. RBD only spending 52% of what he is stacking.

104 sats \ 79 replies \ @realBitcoinDog 8 Jan

I used to spend 100%. Sad!

So I’m much improved.

Only 50k sats to start one now, but I’ll still want u to come in 50/50 for 25k sats 😈

Not you… @StackerSports alter ego

53 sats \ 1 reply \ @grayruby OP 9 Jan

Stacker Sports has stacked around 800k sats and spent around 400k. However Stacker Sports paid out this years NFL survivor pool outside of SN 450k sats so the stacked and spent is very similar.

40 sats \ 0 replies \ @realBitcoinDog 9 Jan

🫡

51 sats \ 76 replies \ @IamSINGLE 22h

Would you like to make a deal with me?

Any ideas about new territory?

40 sats \ 75 replies \ @realBitcoinDog 22h

At a minimum I’d maybe revive AskSN

40 sats \ 74 replies \ @IamSINGLE 22h

That was impressive but it failed miserably when it was up because those high value Stackers saw it as a machine of making shit post more often.

Why because they wanted AskSN stuff in meta.

All time stats for AskSN. 👀

30 sats \ 73 replies \ @realBitcoinDog 22h

Make shit posts again!

30 sats \ 72 replies \ @IamSINGLE 22h

You mean wasting 50k Sats every month?

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40 sats \ 1 reply \ @IamSINGLE 23h

The top two options are against RBD which means he'll be designated recipient of "Mega Assmilker" for sure. Although, I've voted against him but also love him.

CC: @realBitcoinDog

40 sats \ 0 replies \ @realBitcoinDog 22h

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