There is no way I would give a Bank all my coin. However, I would consider lending a Bank some coin, so I could borrow some worthless fiat from them.

One can use that worthless fiat to trade with nocoiners, they actually think it has value! You can even buy more Bitcoin! (this window will not be open forever, as eventually no rational person would trade fiat for Bitcoin).

I know Darth will dislike this, but until the last human refuses fiat, we need the ability to buy things without reducing our Bitcoin holdings.