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My answer should be fairly obvious, but I thought I'd try something a little more lighthearted today.
So I will go with the obligatory Aardvark takes the championship belt.
The Crow!!! He would find a solution to fuck anyone
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Only acceptable answer
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This.
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Well then don't mess with humans.
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Humans go hard in groups and with projectiles. They suck in 1v1 and in in the ring without tools.
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Yea, I think a house cat would destroy a human at the same size.
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Iā€™m just wondering, who would end up petting who? šŸ˜‚
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Yeah I forgot it was a 1v1 fight, thanks. Then I would pick cassowary.
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51 sats \ 1 reply \ @freetx 27 Jan
Male lion.
Its a question of "combat sports". Sure there are tons of super strong animals....however the real question to ask is: How many of these animals regularly fight to the death?
A gorilla is super strong, but fatal fights are exceedingly rare. Same with most other animals.
A new male lion coming into a territory will kill the existing male and all the cubs in order to gain access to the females, thus this presents a "do or die" proposition that they are willing to fight to the death over this.
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I think felines in general wouldn't be a bad pick. They are pure carnivores and built to kill.
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I dunno, probably ants? Don't they have super strength relative to body size? Plus body armor
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 27 Jan
but they only have mandibles
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If we're considering the insect kingdom as animals, them probably an insect of some type. Depends on the semantics I suppose.
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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @ChrisS 27 Jan
Are you implying insects are not animals?
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Insects are technically animals absolutely, although for the sake of conversation, they aren't always considered to be.
A banana is a berry, but isn't really considered one in daily conversation.
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Honey badger
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Fair enough.
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50 sats \ 6 replies \ @k00b 27 Jan
Probably an insect of some kind assuming we consider them an animal. A wasp or hornet might be a good pick.
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I think a Wasp would just throw a cocktail party and maybe smack his wife around later... but yea a hornet may do it.
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51 sats \ 4 replies \ @k00b 27 Jan
I didn't know wasps were such party animals.
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They're complete snobs. You wouldn't want to party with a wasp.
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50 sats \ 2 replies \ @k00b 27 Jan
Who is showing up to their cocktail party then?
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Other wasps....
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50 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 27 Jan
Oh they're speciest. I get that.
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Questions like these are so fun.
I am going to say Rhinoceros. Powerful and a built in deadly weapon.
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They have pretty thick skin too.... I don't see them winning, but it's certainly an argument that I'd be willing to accept.
We need to get Rick Moranis to help figure this out.
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @alt 28 Jan
Wouldn't surprise me if it's some sort of crab. Near-inpenetrable shell, massive claws, once you remove the size advantage of other animals then the crab becomes quite viable.
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Honey Badger.
No contest.
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maybe like a komodo dragon
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Air: Hornet Water: Octopus Ground: Lion
Lion vs. Hornet?
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chimpanzee or wolverine
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The octopus.
Stealth: 90 Land speed: 15 Sea speed: 60 Intellect: 95 Determination (unfuckableness): 67
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Elephant Orca Eagle
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