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You'd think aardvark, but realistically it would be a monkey. That way I could use my tail to control the mouse while I use my hands for the keyboard.

Unicorn!!

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Any particular reason?

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Hmm.. nah. Just like them; national animal of Scotland, they're majestic, and can fly etc.

I guess bc of my nym i should have picked a monkey. Oh well

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Now I just need to learn another language to figure out your nym.

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Elon Musk

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Technically a correct possible answer, which is the best type of correct.

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41 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 4 Feb

Raccoon. I want to still have hands.

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I'm picturing a racoon hammering away at a keyboard writing code!

Most adorable coder ever 😍

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Is this a one time deal? Or do I get to change back?

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Let's say change back.

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Do I retain memories of my time as the animal? Do I have my normal human intellect during that time?

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Yes and yes

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Octopus would be interesting. How does a human mind map to a decentralized nervous system?

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you have put a lot of thought into this

are you prepping for the next red carpet?

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A Cat!
Because I already am one ;)

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You're a cat?

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It's a family joke
Our family has always had and loved cats

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I'm a cat person too.

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I commented in your other post about if all the animals were the same size who would win, and I chose the crow and gave my reasons; so I'll maintain coherence, although it's a different question that generates another type of analysis... I'm still with the crow

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It's because you can resurrect someone who died violently so that they can get revenge?

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That could be it 😂 but my choice was because of your wit

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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @fm 4 Feb
control the mouse while I use my hands for the keyboard.

Is this code for maturbating with both hands?

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It wasn't, but now that you mention it...

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"Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman."

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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @suraz 4 Feb

If i was a bird, i knew who I'd shit on.

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Jennifer Lawrence?

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We don't need to transform, we're already one.

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Honey Badger 🤠

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dog. easy life. eat meat. sleep. shit. still super fast when i want to be. can lick my balls.

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a turtle, if not eaten it's a good chance to see bitcoin effects in the long term

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