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I configured a 123 seat $300k sectional couch for no reason other than I could

969 sats \ 26 comments \ @k00b 22 Feb lol

My wife was on this expensive customizable couch website looking at bean bags and I joined on my own screen eventually making a sofa with 123 seats. Their couch configuration thing appears to have no limits. I'm most surprised that they think it'll only take 1-2 weeks to ship.

(Maybe I've already been on vacation too long.)

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93 sats \ 1 reply \ @OneOneSeven 22 Feb

Free shipping 😂😂😂 that's gotta be thousands!

30 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b OP 22 Feb

Missed that one!

233 sats \ 2 replies \ @SimpleStacker 22 Feb

I'm most surprised that they think it'll only take 1-2 weeks to ship.

Too many web storefronts don't do any capacity checks. My local wings shop got in big trouble on Super Bowl Sunday because they took too many online orders and couldn't fill them in a timely manner. We waited over an hour from when they said it'd be ready for it to actually be ready and people at the store were getting pissed

163 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 22 Feb

I’ve had that happen with Buffalo Wild Wings (they fry in beef tallow so it makes me feel less sinful) on a Sunday. With most things, I don’t mind a wait. I mostly mind my expectations being violated.

150 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 22 Feb

That's the thing, we got an email saying the order is ready but when we got there we still had to wait an hour. My guess is they configured the ready email to send out X minutes after the order rather than based on any real time data or input from the restaurant

71 sats \ 4 replies \ @Aardvark 22 Feb

That's more than I paid for my house!

102 sats \ 3 replies \ @k00b OP 22 Feb

Have you considered living in a couch?

92 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined 22 Feb

The website doesn't allow 3-D configurations, but that doesn't mean they're impossible.

27 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 22 Feb

With that many couches, and a bunch of blankets, I could make a hell of a fort.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 22 Feb

I have, but my wife won't let me do anything fun.😡

83 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined 22 Feb

We bought a Sactional (not that large, though), because I enjoyed all the different configurations so much.

41 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b OP 22 Feb

We used to have three pillow sacs when we were in California. They make good stuff.

71 sats \ 1 reply \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22 Feb

Wow, $100K discount!

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b OP 22 Feb

George Washington would be proud

50 sats \ 7 replies \ @elvismercury 22 Feb

I wonder if they really would have built it.

27 sats \ 6 replies \ @k00b OP 22 Feb

We also wondered that. Too expensive to find out. I bet they'd call.

50 sats \ 5 replies \ @elvismercury 22 Feb

This is the entire reason to become a billionaire. If you were Bezos, you could just click the fucking button and see what happened. Then build some place to put it.

God damn it I would make an awesome billionaire.

27 sats \ 2 replies \ @k00b OP 22 Feb

This is why Mr. Beast is a thing.

33 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 22 Feb

That is an excellent observation.

15 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 23 Feb

I had to look up who/what that was… ouch

27 sats \ 1 reply \ @0393c53fc8 22 Feb

I don't think so. You would stay humble and stack sats.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 22 Feb

I like to think that's a compliment. Don't correct me if not.

But I would be humble, sat-stacking, and with a very large couch in a pole barn somewhere.

If it ever happens, check your DMs, I will invite you for a beer.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Wumbo 23 Feb

Even when k00b is on vacation he can not help but doing website testing

72 sats \ 0 replies \ @zapsammy 23 Feb