Haha probably not. Darth’s wife is definitely a bitcoiner or doesn’t care and just trusts him.

My wife would never ask me to sell my Bitcoin. In fact when she agreed to hold some Bitcoin, along with some stocks, for her dad she asked me to buy 1k worth of bitcoin and send it to her hardware wallet and I said “I will just send you some of mine and you can give me the cash later” and she said “are you sure you want to give up some of your bitcoin?”, to which I replied “you’re right send me the cash and I will buy it from the exchange and send it to you” haha

No. Each family member have its own stash of bitcoin and manage it how they want. Is true that they always come back to me asking for instructions sometimes.

Is true that I try to NOT teach my wife how to spend easily the sats because she's like a compulsive shopper buying all useless crap. We always fight for that, but in the last years she came down to my words and start saving more the sats.

Indeed in 2020 when the price start hiking she pressured me a lot to buy all kind of things that we really do not need. My answer was always the same

It could be any of us (who have wives)

Edit: Oh wait, I missed the millions of $ of bitcoin part, lol

That husband is a fucking legend, but I don't think it's Darth wife... the first key word is "invested" ... you can live or marry with a persona that said that word related with btc.

I'm sorry, but it made me laugh

hahaha

Whomever's wife this is - if she's yours then you prolly want to move, now. Or end up on lopp's list. Reddit sells all your data including emails/phone numbers used for signup and almost everything is commercially available. Not to mention reddit admins knows.

Don't tell the effing internet how many sats you have.

this is the funniest post I've read in SN in years

The funniest part is that Darth is gonna come in here soon and start telling OP that you are an idiot for selling sats even when you haven't even mentioned a thing about yourself.

SN without Darth is not the same