Honestly, how hard would it be to 51% attack Dogecoin?

It has very low hash rate and very low number of nodes, right?

I want to put this dog down, and I feel like we could do it with just a little tiny bit of effort. Let's show the world why Bitcoin is better. Let's crowdfund a 51% attack on that puny little network and make Elon realize why Bitcoin is king.

Would anyone back such a crowdfunding effort??