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At the end of March I requested a withdrawal from lolli after stacking sats with purchases on gas and their free loot box that nets you about 15-40 free sats every day. After talking to customer service about a week ago the withdrawal still hasn’t hit my wallet.

I’m starting to think they are having liquidity issues

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I filed my tax return at the end of February. Then I learnt Uncle Sam owes me some fiat! Due to the system flagging my account for identity issues I had to re-certify my ID. I couldn’t do it online or over the phone. So in mid March I made an appointment to go to the local IRS office with two forms of ID to fix the issue and thus release my return. The agent who took almost 45 mins to verify my ID said my refund, will be processed by April 7th. On the 7th the IRS cuts a letter saying my refund cannot be processed by direct deposit and a check will come in the mail within 4 weeks. If I don’t get a check in 10 weeks to contact the IRS.

So one must ask which will happen first??

Will Lolli process my return? Or will the IRS win this race?

IRS38.1%
Lolli33.3%
Neither a scammer got you again! LOL28.6%
21 votes \ poll ended

It seems like you have two more scammers to take down. This will round out a pretty awesome trilogy.

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Brandon Joe Williams from onestupidfuck.com says that the IRS is his favorite, most knowledgeable and responsive agency he ever has to deal with.

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Lol at the 3rd option.

I'm gonna guess IRS will get you your money first, because they're just less likely to go kaput since the US govt controls the printing press.

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I'm going to guess the IRS will send you a check first, but I definitely can't wait to find out who wins.

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We shall see. 22k employees are due to resign from the IRS. One of them may pocket my check!

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If they act legally, the tax office cannot win this competition.
IF...

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Haha big word

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Then tell us what happened.

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Nothing still waiting

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LOLLI FINALY PROCESSED MY TXN!

Irs still waiting

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Update!:

Thank you for reaching back out for an update. The transfer team let me know that they are working through an unexpected technical issue that is preventing this batch from getting completed. They are working to get the issue resolved so they can broadcast the batch as soon as possible. We appreciate your patience while we work to get this resolved.

For any inconvenience this has caused we'll be adding 2,000 sats to your wallet. You will see this as a Lolli Cares Bonus. If you have any other questions or concern please know we are here to help. Thank you so much for your patience and being a valued user.

Have a good one,
Bre

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This is the 2nd time they offered this 2k Sat payoff

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