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I'm about to take a break. Too much screen time and I need to go to easter.
20 sats \ 0 replies \ @OT 20 Apr
Time to attack!
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Stop online digging! Aardvark goes to sleep!
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Can't stop won't stop.
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Oh my god! You're back! Again??
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Unbelievable.
So sick of him
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He sleeps with one eye open and his thumb on the reply button.
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He's very hard working!
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He is an aardvark after all.
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Aardvarks are anteaters, but this one is a sat eater!
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Oh-oh, here he comes Watch out boy, he'll chew you up Oh-oh, here he comes He's a sat eater.
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Yum yum yum, ants
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High protein. They would work with your carnivore diet.
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LWESS
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Tick-tick-tick
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I NEED MOAR
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You do
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I NEED LWSS
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LWESS
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How have you achieved it? #1 πŸ˜…πŸ₯³
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I need moar
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Spam. haha
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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @flat24 20 Apr
Hahaha ... carries its keyboard in a lack of control
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DISQUALIFIED
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All you fool's that work office jobs are going to crush me during the week
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You had to pass your work Normie to be able to focus on the SN contest
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lol, ill be on my phone for sure, but i drive for a living. Cant do both.... or can I?
watch for swearing semi trucks this week boys.
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You need an aardvark bot.
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I am an aardvark bot.
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You need one that just replies You Have Milk? to every comment.
I need mosr
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No more
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Have milk
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It's going to cost you.
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how does one "go to easter"?!
as far as I can tell, Easter comes to you!
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Easter does come to me, but I go to eatster lunch.
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I DAID MOAR
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β€˜Oar
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pussy
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What? Light mode? Seriously? You're not my favorite anymore!
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imma sowwie :(
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Fine! You're still my favourite!
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This is a good debate. I think most use dark mode. I use dark on mobile but light on my laptop.
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I believe that if I used light mode for even a minute, I would go blind. I'm a dark mode maxi!
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Best kind of maxi
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And he calls himself a writer.
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Lol, savage
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unbelievable. unacceptable. Unsuitable
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Less than 8 hours to go. You must defend your lead at all costs.
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haha, its going on for 8 more days dude
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41 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek OP 20 Apr
@grayruby when he realized this:
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Perfect. That's the face of "oh no, my wife is going to divorce me".
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I need moar
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FORECER
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Give me more
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I know. ek just told me. This is going to be painful.
Now I am between a rock and a hard place. I can continue to post in here all week and maybe win 25k and probably have sports revenue completely tank or I can just post like normal and hope the hype fizzles out until next weekend when I can try to make another surge.
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Yes, become demoralized. you cant win, give up
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I told the same yesterday and he took me very lightly.
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what do you mean?
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I said you couldn't win it.
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Well I had a big lead and I didn't expect people would just be posting the word shit back and forth. I also thought the contest ended this Monday not next Monday and figured everyone would be busy with Easter today.
And always
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You can do both.
Sensei is here to provide chat liquidity
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Chat liquidity as a service.
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I’m service excellence exemplified
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Better than a bot. Sensei keeps your comments liquid and quick witted.
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And hilarious.
Don’t forget that
I'm definitely there for it.
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Forecer
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It has a significant advantage ... I think it won't lose
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Uhm, this goes until Monday, April 28, 0:00 UTC.
I even used bold font in the post to avoid this confusion πŸ‘€
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Noooooo. I didn't even look at the date. I just figured Monday meant tomorrow.
It's gonna be a rough week.
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yea, im not going to hold this lead forever. I don't sleep very well, so I've been at it for hours already. I literally cant keep this up, there's no way I keep interested in this for a week
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This is what I am counting on. A slow down during the week and then one final surge next weekend.
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125 sats \ 5 replies \ @ek OP 20 Apr
you need to create a post to agree to an armistice during the week
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Naa, let the mayhem continue. You're buying posts, you need to get paid.
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Haha. A ceasefire. Either that or all SN content moves to this post for a week.
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This post is bitcoin, swallowing all other content.
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