I suppose it's time for one of Aardvarks totally true easter facts that are definitely not made up... probably.

It's a well know fact that Christians celebrate Easter as the day of the resurrection of Jesus. What isn't as well know is that Jesus had a pet bunny with him in the tomb. The bunny wasn't dead, so when god cast his AoE resurrection spell, the bunny got splashed with some extra miracle.

While Jesus got to ascend to heaven, the bunny got left behind. Unfortunately for the bunny, it started laying chocolate eggs and became immortal.