Here’s a pitch for why @Undisciplined and the rest of SN should jump on the Geelong Cats train as a newcomer to AFL:
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Why Geelong is the Move for a New AFL Fan:
1. Consistent Success Without the Arrogance – Geelong’s been one of the most successful clubs of the modern era (think flags in 2007, 2009, 2011, and 2022), but they’ve managed to avoid the smug vibes that sometimes come with winning teams.
2. Cats = Vibes – The nickname alone is elite. Who doesn’t want to back a team called the Cats? Plus, their mascot is literally named Half Cat—a cursed yet lovable creature who embodies the weird spirit of AFL fandom.
3. Veteran Swagger + Youth Energy – They’re known for bringing in older legends and squeezing out one last golden season (like Dangerfield, Hawkins, or Isaac Smith), but they also keep a solid youth pipeline. So you’re getting the best of both worlds.
4. Home Fortress – GMHBA Stadium (aka Kardinia Park) is in Geelong—not Melbourne—so you’re repping a true regional powerhouse that absolutely owns their home turf. It’s kind of like supporting a uni town that punches way above its weight.
5. Not a Bandwagon, But Still Winning – They’re not the trendy pick (like Collingwood or Carlton) and not overhyped, but you’re not signing up for pain like a St Kilda or North Melbourne supporter. You’ll see some wins, but you’re not a cliché.
6. Elite Fans – Geelong fans are passionate but chill. No wild dramas, no constant Twitter meltdowns. You get to be part of a proud, slightly feral, deeply loyal community.
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If you’re new to footy and want a team that blends tradition, talent, and a little bit of chaos, Geelong’s the play. Go the Cats!
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