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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Roll 27 Apr
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What do skateboarders do when they’re really talented? They GoPro!
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Roll 27 Apr
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
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Noo way lol
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Roll 27 Apr
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You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
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Ah no
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What are a shark’s two most favorite words? Man overboard!
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@Roll Im Gonna mute you now. My push notifications are on fireee. I'll unmute you after this ends.
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Likewise
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Roll 27 Apr
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What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
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Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice!
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Roll 27 Apr
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What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeries
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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Roll 27 Apr
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When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
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How do rabbits travel? By hareplanes.
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Roll 27 Apr
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What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? Namaste.
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What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.
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What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchu
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Roll 27 Apr
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How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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