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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
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How do rabbits travel? By hareplanes.
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What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? Namaste.
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What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.
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What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchu
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How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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